Day Twelve

Really not a whole lot to talk about today, I only played poker for 2 hours as I had to go and pick my sister up at around 8pm so couldn’t really start any tournaments as would have been unable to play them when I needed to go out. The few games I did play however ended up with me breaking even. I came 6th in a $20 STT after pushing with AJ on the button and the BB waking up with two Tens, I then bubbles a $50 after first losing K5-84 on a xx544 board… can anyone say yuck? And then shoving with Q9 and being looked up by A8 and him flopping an A was all but game over. Rescued the day however by taking down a $20 STT leaving me a grand total of $2 up!

FML Of The Day: Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML

I believe a lesson for all women here, never be a bitch about it when a guy hits on you because you never know it might come back to bite you on your perfectly shaped arse!

Other than poker I did very little, caught up on a little TV and played some Xbox, the weekend is drawing oh so closer and I need to start looking for ping pong balls in my house otherwise someone is going to have to purchase me some so I can execute my dominance at the beer pong table. Speaking of beer pong one of my mentor group Gaz aka Gary Hill has been running real bad lately and also happens to be a personal friend and will be attending said beer pong event on Saturday. Due to his bad luck I have recommended/told him to take 2 or 3 days off playing to recharge his batteries and get off tilt. I have also imposed a penalty, if he does play before Saturday he will be subjected to two and three on one games of beer pong with double and triple the amount of beer placed in the cups for each game. If any of you don’t know what beer pong is then Google it, it really is a phenomenal game. I’m in two minds, I hope he doesn’t play so he can show he has discipline and seeing as I get a sheet every morning with my teams wins and losses on it I will know if he played. On the other hand I really wanna see him play 3v1 beer pong, only one more day, I wonder if he can hang on (if your reading this Gaz I hope your not playing at the same time…. Or maybe I do.)

Random Fact Of The Day: The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

What…. The…. F*** is all I have to say to that.

Going to try and hammer out a goof 5 or 6 hours of poker tomorrow, weather I will do that is a different matter, the snow may distract me. Happy Snow Day everyone!