Nothing like a few days off from poker to get the fire back, I really am looking forward to playing tomorrow and especially after I played a few games on Saturday and actually ended up a couple 100 maybe the tide has changed. Saturday Night ended up being a good laugh. The night started off well with a nice dinner at a restaurant and the opening of the secret Santa presents. Highlights included David Thompson being given a huge framed photo of himself in a embarrassing pose while drunk. Kristie Butler being given some bright pink underwear and Kieran Scott being given “Ultimate Minger” Top Trump cards.
The night then moved to a nearby Spoons where I witnessed the most foul drink I have ever seen/smelt but fortunately did not have to taste. The drink is question is a Wray Nepew, it’s an Over proofed high strength white rum from Jamaica and it could take paint of walls I swear. David Thompson had lost a previous bet and as punishment had to drink four of them in a row straight, now to his credit he did all four and in pretty quick time…. But he then did rush to the toilets in record time and while no one knows, I think he may have been a little sick. Last but not least we then headed to Crush bar, it played a lot of electro music and there were plenty of good looking women there and the alcohol wasn’t overly priced. Overall a great night that was ended as always by a little trip to a local kebab shop and some chips smothered in ketchup!
FML Of The Day:Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
I guess that’s what happens in today’s society when you try to do a nice thing for someone.
Sunday Morning I woke up and as always I had pretty bad cotton mouth, a couple glasses of water though and I was fine, this was soon followed by one of the greatest fry ups I have ever eaten. My friend Derek got up and went to the shops and his Mum knocked us up a quality fry up consisting of sausage bacon egg beans an chips, absolutely top stuff and no doubt a fantastic cure for a mini handover.
Huge Shame Unite couldn’t overcome Villa on Saturday with Chelsea dropping points we had a excellent opportunity to get back on level terms but was unfortunately not to be. Also now Arsenal, after knocking off Liverpool are looking as if they could be dangerous as if they win both their games in hand they will go in front of us not ideal. No doubt Arsenal will do what they always do though and go and loose to Wolves or someone they shouldn't do.
Random Fact Of The Day: The average bra size today is 36C. Ten years ago it was 34B.
Today’s fact is definitely full of win for all males.
Hopefully a long and lucrative week of poker in front of means on Saturday it will be all systems go for a messy drunk night as Beer Pong and then £15 open bar in Chelmsford are on the cards, Sunday Hangovers will return. Last time I played beer pong I was on the receiving end of two defeats by Kieran and I am not going to let that happen again, be interesting to see who else will be willing to play as the last time I played against Paul Cooper he played one game and as almost unable to stand he was so drunk so I wonder if he will be willing to step up once again.
I feel like playing poker right now so I‘m going to go play a few games, what a weird sensation and one I haven’t had for a good week, lets just hope it stays.
No comments:
Post a Comment